I’ve probably used that title before, maybe? Who knows?
Reginald Fortesque The Third is Hive FM’s greatest and cheapest newsman, and he’s ready to break the news that’s not ready to be broken. Think of news like an egg, and he’s ready to…crack it? Wait I’m not sure about this one.
Oh OK news is like a car, you never know where it’s going to go unless maybe you’ve got some GPS system and has the Google Car come out yet? I can’t wait for one of those things. The Google Car is going to be incredible. I mean you can just get in your Google Car at the start of the day and say “Hey Google Car, I’m hungry, let’s go get breakfast” and it’ll just automatically drive you to the nearest place to get some bacon and egg roll and damn it I’m back on eggs again.
In short I could really do with some eggs right now and how great is going to be when we can have Google Cars because I am going to get one that looks like the old Knight Rider car and “KITT” it out with lights and a sassy wisecracking voice that belittles my curly hair.